I don't actually have a list. Yet.
But I just watched a movie which had some hysterically fabulous masturbation scenes. A married woman (Parker Posey) who's never had an orgasm gets her first vibrator. Later her husband (Paul Rudd) comes home to his wife's exhuberant screams, and he rushes up the stairs to the bedroom in a panic, thinking she's convulsing in pain. Then he stares in disbelief when he sees that his wife has finally achieved orgasm, just not with him. She completely ignores his presence, and he leaves, dejected. They break up soon after.
Later in the movie, she's become "addicted" to her vibrator. (That was one aspect I didn't like. What the hell does that mean?) She goes to a sex shop and buys 7 pairs of vibe underwear for each day of the week. In her car, she rigs them up to go "off" when she gets a cell phone call, and calls herself as a test, then giggles madly. She wears them to work (oops) and right in the middle of her Big Important Presentation, her husband is in an emotional nic fit and decides to call her over and over again. She convulses all over the boardroom of course, and everyone thinks she's sick. She assures them she has food poisoning and they buy it (really??). After she checks her messages, she realizes that her husband has finally given her an orgasm.
The movie is called The OH in Ohio. Get it?
What are your favourite nominees for Best Masturbation Movie? (Preferrably female, since that's much less represented, but interesting and thoughtful movies on male masturbation are welcome too.)
Let's get a list going! I'll add more here as I think of them.
Tuesday, May 29, 2007
Wednesday, May 9, 2007
Masturbate-A-Thon
May 26th is the 7th Annual Mastubate-A-Thon.
I live no where near San Francisco, but this sounds equal parts intriguing and horrifying. I love the idea of the rewards (hee!), but the thought of masturbating in front of other people... Wow. Not sure I could do that. It would be fascinating, but I have no idea if I'd get there and absolutely love it, or get cold feet and high tail it out of there. Likely the latter.
I'm curious whether the Masturbate-A-Thon is confined to that one event in SanFran only, or if everyone's encouraged to participate in their own bedrooms and backyards... 'Cause I can totally do that.
The event site will be divided into three areas: a place for women, for men and a mixed-gender room. Only part of each room will be webcasted to give privacy to those who are less exhibitionistic. For their efforts, the participants will be rewarded in categories ranging from Longest Time Spent Masturbating to Most Orgasms, with a new category added this year: Greatest Ejaculation Distance.
I live no where near San Francisco, but this sounds equal parts intriguing and horrifying. I love the idea of the rewards (hee!), but the thought of masturbating in front of other people... Wow. Not sure I could do that. It would be fascinating, but I have no idea if I'd get there and absolutely love it, or get cold feet and high tail it out of there. Likely the latter.
I'm curious whether the Masturbate-A-Thon is confined to that one event in SanFran only, or if everyone's encouraged to participate in their own bedrooms and backyards... 'Cause I can totally do that.
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