Wednesday, May 9, 2007

Masturbate-A-Thon

May 26th is the 7th Annual Mastubate-A-Thon.

The event site will be divided into three areas: a place for women, for men and a mixed-gender room. Only part of each room will be webcasted to give privacy to those who are less exhibitionistic. For their efforts, the participants will be rewarded in categories ranging from Longest Time Spent Masturbating to Most Orgasms, with a new category added this year: Greatest Ejaculation Distance.

I live no where near San Francisco, but this sounds equal parts intriguing and horrifying. I love the idea of the rewards (hee!), but the thought of masturbating in front of other people... Wow. Not sure I could do that. It would be fascinating, but I have no idea if I'd get there and absolutely love it, or get cold feet and high tail it out of there. Likely the latter.

I'm curious whether the Masturbate-A-Thon is confined to that one event in SanFran only, or if everyone's encouraged to participate in their own bedrooms and backyards... 'Cause I can totally do that.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow. I'd never heard of such a thing! I wonder if you get penalties if you start touching your neighbor?

Kendra Pike said...

That would be interesting! I wonder if they had guidelines, or if it was just anything goes.

Gina said...

Masturbating in front of my boyfriend is one of my favorite things ever :) It's like I get to show off how hot I am, I get to get off, and I get to turn him on, all in one go :)