Sunday, June 24, 2007

Doctor approved

“Masturbation has never given anybody an STD, never gotten any girl pregnant… and you always know that you’re having sex with somebody you love.”

“We know that more than 70-80% of women masturbate, 90% of men masturbate, and the rest lie.”

- Dr. Joycelyn Elders, former US Surgeon General

Saturday, June 23, 2007

High-class yoni

I don't know that I would pay $250 for a vibrator even if I was so -- ahem -- financially well-endowed. But I admit these limited-edition vibes designed by Tank Girl and Gorillaz artist Jamie Hewlett are pretty cool. (My favourite.)

Masturbation: more deadly than war

The funniest anti-fapping propaganda I've seen in a while:

[Masturbation] has even been documented to cause more deaths among boys in Europe than any plaque or war.

O RLY? And how does that work, exactly? LOL.

Seriously, read the whole article. Charmingly out-of-date and hysterically nonsensical. 98% of men masturbate, and many men die! And get cancer! Therefore: masturbation causes death, and cancer! IT EXPLAINS SO MUCH.

Wednesday, June 6, 2007

Ouch!

"In the second half of the nineteenth century, and over a period of ten years, the British surgeon Isaac Baker Brown performed clitoridectomies - removal of the clitoris - at his clinic, the London Surgical Home for the Reception of Gentlewomen and Female of Respectability Suffering from Curable Surgical Disorders. Science sanctioned these excisions using the convenient 'theory' that removing the clitoris could cure conditions as varied as incontinence, uterine haemorrhaging, hysteria, and mania brought on by masturbation.

While cutting out the clitoris was seen as one way of preventing women from masturbating, in the US, cornflakes king J.H. Kellogg had another remedy. He advocated pouring 'pure carbolic acid to the clitoris,' if girls would not stop pleasuring themselves. It is hard to imagine how anyone could have envisaged that such a cruel and damaging act could be in any way good or healthy for a person.

These attitudes toward the clitoris and female sexual pleasure were found elsewhere in the west. Swiss anti-masturbation doctor Tissot pushed propaganda claiming that female masturbation was responsible for clitoral scabbing, and other female 'problems'. According to him, these included vapours, hysteria, incurable jaundice and a uterine fury that, 'depriving them of their modesty and reason, reduced them to the level of the most lascivious of brutes'."

- Catherine Blackledge, The Story of V: Opening Pandora's Box. London: Wiedenfeld & Nicolson, 2003. [italics mine]