[Masturbation] has even been documented to cause more deaths among boys in Europe than any plaque or war.
O RLY? And how does that work, exactly? LOL.
Seriously, read the whole article. Charmingly out-of-date and hysterically nonsensical. 98% of men masturbate, and many men die! And get cancer! Therefore: masturbation causes death, and cancer! IT EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
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