Oh my LOL, this video is awesome: The Midwest Teen Sex Show: Masturbation (Female)
"Masturbation: The Anti-Drug!" So true! In that solo sex makes you feel good, and with a high like that at your fingertips, who needs to go out in search of excitement or empty fulfilment? And I have GOT to use the line "No thanks! I'm going home to masturbate!" sometime soon...
(Iiiiiinteresting how, in their list of podcasts in the iTunes store, masturbation is the only censored word. It reads "m***********n."
Is that word really censored in iTunes? How sad.)
And here's the male version: Beatin' it.
Saturday, February 16, 2008
The best relaxation exercise
There's a cultural stereotype that it's the guy who falls asleep after sex (showing him to be selfish and unconcerned for his partner) and that it's the woman who is looking for snuggles and post-coital reassurance and bonding. Not that I don't enjoy the former, but if my solo-sex is any indication, I myself am inclined to fall fast asleep after (mind-blowing, physically exhausting) sex, as well.
So it makes me giggle each time I fall asleep after masturbating (which if often). Like just now, I had the apartment to myself for a short time, so I took the opportunity to be loud (yay loud!). I positioned myself on the floor of my bedroom, instead of my bed, as the hard floor ensures a better 'workout,' forcing me to use my stomach and other muscles when I inevitably squirm around and flex and twist. And afterward, I just deflated. Think slow-motion head-falling-down, crashing on the carpet, head lolling, eyes shuttered asleep, still for finite moments. My entire body was relaxed.
I do these relaxation tapes a few times a week to try to teach my body to unwind (as, on some very deep level, my body is wound incredibly tightly and I've been trying to work on that). So a few times a week for 45 minutes I lay in my bed and concentrate on different parts of my body in an effort to relax. It helps, but I can never get each muscle to let go, to completely resist its normal impulse.
But after my climax just now? I fell down into a yoga-corpse position and my entire body just surrendered to the bliss of what I was feeling. My facial muscles especially felt like released elastic, gravity pulling them outwards and down, my own little mini-facelift. Those forehead muscles that I can never seem to relax feel completely supple right now. My back is also always very tight, and when I can finally fully relax, the little curve in my lower back completely flattens and my whole body feels heavy and like every pore is being weighted down.
What I normally (almost) achieve with a 45-minute tape, I achieved in about 15 minutes of jilling off. Not bad.
And that's why I sleep. Why not enjoy that feeling for as long as possible?
I suppose I wasn't exactly sleeping as I lay there, but I would forgive a partner for assuming so, as still and dreamy as I was. I would have been happy to nap for a few minutes or more (and often have), letting dreamscape fantasies fold me up into their arms and take me to a place of warmth and safety.
So it makes me giggle each time I fall asleep after masturbating (which if often). Like just now, I had the apartment to myself for a short time, so I took the opportunity to be loud (yay loud!). I positioned myself on the floor of my bedroom, instead of my bed, as the hard floor ensures a better 'workout,' forcing me to use my stomach and other muscles when I inevitably squirm around and flex and twist. And afterward, I just deflated. Think slow-motion head-falling-down, crashing on the carpet, head lolling, eyes shuttered asleep, still for finite moments. My entire body was relaxed.
I do these relaxation tapes a few times a week to try to teach my body to unwind (as, on some very deep level, my body is wound incredibly tightly and I've been trying to work on that). So a few times a week for 45 minutes I lay in my bed and concentrate on different parts of my body in an effort to relax. It helps, but I can never get each muscle to let go, to completely resist its normal impulse.
But after my climax just now? I fell down into a yoga-corpse position and my entire body just surrendered to the bliss of what I was feeling. My facial muscles especially felt like released elastic, gravity pulling them outwards and down, my own little mini-facelift. Those forehead muscles that I can never seem to relax feel completely supple right now. My back is also always very tight, and when I can finally fully relax, the little curve in my lower back completely flattens and my whole body feels heavy and like every pore is being weighted down.
What I normally (almost) achieve with a 45-minute tape, I achieved in about 15 minutes of jilling off. Not bad.
And that's why I sleep. Why not enjoy that feeling for as long as possible?
I suppose I wasn't exactly sleeping as I lay there, but I would forgive a partner for assuming so, as still and dreamy as I was. I would have been happy to nap for a few minutes or more (and often have), letting dreamscape fantasies fold me up into their arms and take me to a place of warmth and safety.
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